Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 238) – Alfred E. Neuman

Alfred E. Neuman (Fictitious Poster Boy for Mad Magazine)

Alfred E. Neuman (Fictitious Character and Poster Boy for Mad Magazine)

“Political speeches are like steer horns: a point here, a point there and a lot of bull in between.”

— Alfred  E. Neuman

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3 Responses to Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 238) – Alfred E. Neuman

  1. Pingback: Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 238) – Alfred E. Neuman — Manner of Speaking | Brinker Toastmasters

  2. James Reeves says:

    Timely quote about the bull horns!. I may “borrow” it for a Table Topics intro. But now I just have to add this from my college days: “What’s the difference between an orchestra and a bull? With a bull, the horns are out front and the a**hole’s in the back.”

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