Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 103) – Homer Simpson
“If I could just say a few words … I’d be a better public speaker.” Homer Simpson
Rhetorical Devices: Paraprosdokian
This post is part of a series on rhetorical devices. For other posts in the series, please click this link. For a comprehensive, step-by-step overview of how to write a speech outline, please see this post. Device: Paraprosdokian Origin: From the Greek παρά (para), meaning “beyond” and προσδοκία (prosthokhia), meaning “expectation”; thus, “beyond expectation”. In plain […]
Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 102) – Garrison Keillor
“English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.” Garrison Keillor Photo courtesy of Prairie Home Productions
Nothing Like a Pint of Guinness!
I enjoy a pint of Guinness from time to time. So, in honour of the delicious beer from Ireland, something on the light side today. A few days ago, I published a post analyzing Conan O’Brien’s terrific commencement address at Dartmouth College. Today I came across a clip from Conan’s TV show in which he […]
Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 92) – Prince Philip
“The mind cannot absorb what the backside cannot endure.” Prince Philip Photo courtesy of Allan Warren
Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 89) – Robert Orben
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” Robert Orben
Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 68) – William Gibbs McAdoo
“His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea; sometimes these meandering words would actually capture a straggling thought and bear it triumphantly as a prisoner in their midst, until it died of servitude and overwork.”
Quotes for Public Speakers (No. 67) – Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford recounts a humorous anecdote about a speech he gave in Omaha, Nebraska and what and elderly lady said to him afterwards.
Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement
Telling jokes can be a risky proposition when it comes to public speaking, but when a joke lands, it can make a big impact. The humorous story below is a modified version of a joke forwarded to me by one of my contacts on LinkedIn. All public speakers should appreciate the humour. And, as is […]
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